Well this morning another thing pissed me off. DRIVERS REVENGE! My neighborhood is pretty small. There are 4 subdivisions surrounding mine, and there is literally one way in and one way out. So in the mornings, it can get kind of congested pulling out of my street, but at 7 am when I leave, its not too bad. So I am turning left and some guy whips out from the other side of the street after me, making a scene, like I was supposed to let him go first..... (excuse me all holy one) and he honks and says some choice words. Since there is 1 way out, he follows me for about 5 miles until we get to the highway. This sucks because every time I peek in my rear view mirror, he is starring me down and mumbling under his breath, and since there are NO opportunities to pass me, hes stuck there! ( HA HA.. TAKE THAT) Well we finally get to the highway, and he jumps the white lines and zooms past me, almost hitting me from behind..... IN MY NEW CAR! Stupid punk decided to make me "pay" for turning in from of him 5 MILES BACK..... nothing like a little revenge huh? Stupid Alabama driver!
Anyway, that's all I got. I hate Alabama drivers..... they are stupid and need to go to the great state of Texas and take their driving tests. I told Kenny that when he becomes Governor, his first task must be to get those nifty, fabulous, beautiful little signs you see in Texas on all major highways that says " LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONlY!" Don't worry Alabamians.... Ill make it happen..... one day!
Straight from www.dot.state.tx.us if you don't know what that means, its TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION........ And I quote:
Keep Right
Watch for signs on Texas multi-lane highways that read “Left Lane For Passing Only.” These signs let you know that the left lane on a divided highway is not a “fast” lane; it is a passing lane.
After you pass someone, move into the right lane once you’ve safely cleared the vehicle. Impeding the flow of traffic by continuing to drive in the left lane is punishable by a fine of up to $200.
Watch for signs on Texas multi-lane highways that read “Left Lane For Passing Only.” These signs let you know that the left lane on a divided highway is not a “fast” lane; it is a passing lane.
After you pass someone, move into the right lane once you’ve safely cleared the vehicle. Impeding the flow of traffic by continuing to drive in the left lane is punishable by a fine of up to $200.
Just give me a ticket book, a blinking red light and I'll go to town with those $200 fines. I will call it the "ding dong ticket".... just for ding dongs who don't move the hell out of the left lane so you can pass them!
Have I made it clear that I hate Alabama drivers? Wooooo.. Felt good to get that off my chest! I hope you all have a wonderful day!
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Don't forget the ones who will turn in front of you, causing you to swerve to miss them...and there's NO ONE BEHIND YOU!!!!!! Oh, and maybe you've been gone too long, but the drivers in this "great state of TX" don't move out of your way in the left lane anymore. It's sad, but true, sister.
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